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Top Ten Signs That Your Amish Teen Is Headed for Trouble Amish Computer Virus Riddles

1. Sometimes sleeps in till after 5:00 AM.
2. Shows up at barnraisings wearing full "KISS" makeup.
3. Getting sassy: yells "Thou sucketh!" anytime you try to discipline him.
4. His real name is Jebediah: now goes by the handle "Jeb Daddy".
5. Checking his dresser, you discover a secret stash of colorful socks.
6. Defiantly tells you: "If I had a radio, I'd listen to Rap".
7. Often uses the expression: "Talk to the hand, 'cuz the beard ain't listenin' ."
8. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese"
9. You find him dancing suggestively and singing "I got your butter-churner right here, babe".
10. Under his mattress, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

As they don't have any technology or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.

Amish Computer Engineering Dept.