Halloween

Hilarious Costumes Cutest Costume Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex Pumpkin Puke Top Ten Things at Halloween That Sound Dirty But Aren't Halloween Flashers Grounded Witch Happy Autumn Pet Costumes

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CUTEST COSTUME

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
5. It's O.K. if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the morning after.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood.

1. She's a goblin!
2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
6. Let me see your big sack!
7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
9. You scared me stiff!
10. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

HALLOWEEN FLASHERS

GROUNDED WITCH

HAPPY AUTUMN

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see.

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