Quizzes

Question Trivia Quiz Mind Teasers A Killer Riddle What Color Are You? Psychoanalyze Yourself Interesting Quiz How Do Others See You? A Little Quiz Teletubbies & Your Personality Personality Assessment Which Cartoon Character Are You? Sesame Street Character Test Are You Normal? The Bus Stop Quiz The Weakest Link Test Coder or Killer? An Everyday Items Quiz Another Quiz

QUESTION

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you answer then scroll down ...)

Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was formulated by a psychologist as a test of whether a subject has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you! If you knew the answer (without having seen this before), please let me know, so I can take you off of my email list. Unless, of course, that will tick you off. I wouldn't want to do that. I'll just be extra nice to you from now on ... just let me know ... by e-mail.

TRIVIA QUIZ

Q: What is the percentage of North America that is wilderness?
A: 38%

Q: What is the cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven?
A: $6,400

Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A: No theme song.

Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A: Their birthplace.

Q: What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A: Honey

Q: On what day are there are more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A: Father's Day.

MIND TEASERS

1. A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money. When he finished, he accidentally left a $100.00 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other persons could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler. The maid told him that she had hidden it for safekeeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there. The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book. After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He was sure he knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?
2. I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
3. I have seven letters. The first two stand for a boy. The first three stand for a girl. The first four stand for a brave boy. But all of my letters stand for a brave girl. What word am I?
4. A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?

1. The butler did it. Mr. Ellis knew the butler was lying because pages 35 and 36 in a book are always printed on opposite sides of the same piece of paper.
2. A Dentist
3. Heroine
4. The beggar was a woman

Hint:	88% of all kindergarten children get the correct answer.
	17% of Harvard graduates get the correct answer.

Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life

The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1996 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual patterns.

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love. They have intercourse. And for one of two reasons: only to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods, enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
10. How will you cross the water?

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, metal and plastic are durable.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Question I
Arrange the following 5 animals according to your preference:

1. Cow
2. Tiger
3. Sheep
4. Horse
5. Monkey

1. Dog
2. Cat
3. Rat
4. Coffee
5. Ocean

1. Yellow
2. Orange
3. Red
4. White
5. Green

Interpreting your answers …

Question I
This will define your priorities in life:

1. Cow means career
2. Tiger means pride
3. Sheep means love
4. Horse means family
5. Monkey means money

1. Your description of Dog implies your own personality
2. Your description of Cat implies your partner's personality
3. Your description of Rat implies your enemy's personality
4. Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex
5. Your description of Ocean implies your own life

1. Yellow - Someone who will never forget you
2. Orange - Someone whom you can consider as your real friend
3. Red - Someone you really love
4. White - Your soulmate
5. Green - A person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life

1. When do you feel your best?
   1. In the morning
   2. During the afternoon and early evening
   3. Late at night

2. Do you usually walk ...
   1. fairly fast, with long steps
   2. fairly fast, but with short, quick steps
   3. less fast, head up looking the world in the face
   4. less fast, head down
   5. very slowly

3. When talking to people, do you ...
   1. stand with your arms folded
   2. have your hands clasped
   3. have one or both your hands on your hips
   4. touch or push the person to whom you are talking
   5. play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, do you sit with ...
   1. your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side
   2. your legs crossed
   3. your legs stretched out or straight
   4. with one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, how do you react? Do you give ...
   1. a big, appreciative laugh
   2. a laugh, but not a loud one
   3. a quiet chuckle
   4. a big smile
   5. a slow smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you ...
   1. make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
   2. make a quieter entrance looking around quickly for someone you know
   3. make quietest possible entrance? and try to stay unnoticed

7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You are interrupted. Do you ...
   1. welcome the break
   2. feel extremely irritated
   3. vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
   1. red or orange
   2. black
   3. yellow or light blue
   4. green
   5. dark blue or purple
   6. white
   7. brown, gray, or violet

9. When you are in bed at night, right before falling to sleep, do you lie ...
   1. stretched out on your back
   2. stretched out face dawn on your stomach
   3. on your side, slightly curled
   4. with your head on one arm
   5. with your head under the covers

10. Do you often dream that you are ...
    1. falling
    2. fighting or struggling
    3. searching for something or somebody
    4. flying or floating
    5. or do you usually have a dreamless sleep
    6. or do you have pleasant dreams

POINTS:

1. (a)  2   (b)  4   (c)  6
2. (a)  6   (b)  4   (c)  7   (d)  2   (e)  1
3. (a)  4   (b)  2   (c)  5   (d)  7   (e)  6
4. (a)  4   (b)  6   (c)  2   (d)  1
5. (a)  6   (b)  4   (c)  3   (d)  5   (e)  2
6. (a)  6   (b)  4   (c)  2
7. (a)  6   (b)  2   (c)  4
8. (a)  6   (b)  7   (c)  5   (d)  4   (e)  3   (f)  2   (g)  1
9. (a)  7   (b)  6   (c)  4   (d)  2   (e)  1
10. (a)  4   (b)  2   (c)  3   (d)  5   (e)  6   (f)  1

OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they should " handle with care." You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you, but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS:
Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome, Someone who will try anything (well, almost anything) once; someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS:
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS:
Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is shaken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS:
Your friends see you as painstaking, perhaps a little fussy at times. They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS:
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone needs to be looked after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think your are boring. Only the people who know you well know that you aren't. The trouble is that you don't let very many people get close to you.

Read this sentence:

Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. Then see answer below ...

ANSWER:

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at almost anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius.

There is no catch. Many people forget the OF's. The human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".

Which is your favorite Teletubbie?

1. Yellow
2. Purple
3. Green
4. Red

Profile for WOMEN ...

1. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come to you when troubled because you always make them feel better about themselves. You are apt to clash with Red Teletubbie people.
2. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and precise. You have many ideas and set high standards for yourself and others. Stay away from Green Teletubbie people, they tend to bring you down.
3. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to please others. Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match for you.
4. If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are fierce in your opinions and quick to anger, but stick by your friends through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people are an explosive combination.

1. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie, you're gay.
2. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie, you're gay.
3. If you chose the Green Teletubbie, you're gay.
4. If you chose the Red Teletubbie, you're gay.

If the pig is drawn:

• toward the top of the paper -- you are positive & optimistic
• toward the middle -- you are a realist.
• toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.
• facing left--you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
• facing right--you are innovative & active, but don't have strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
• facing front (looking at you)--you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
• with many details--you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
• with few details--you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker
• with less than 4 legs showing -- you are insecure or are living through a period of change.
• with 4 legs showing--you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals.
• The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
• The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!! (and again more is better!)

1. What describes your perfect date?
   1. Candlelight dinner for two (Add 4 points)
   2. Amusement Park (Add 2 points)
   3. Rollerblading in the park (Add 5 points)
   4. Rock Concert (Add 1 point)
   5. See a movie (Add 3 points)

2. What is your favorite type of music?
   1. Rock and Roll (Add 2 points)
   2. Alternative (Add 1 point)
   3. Soft Rock (Add 4 points)
   4. Classical (Add 5 points)
   5. Popular (Add 3 points)

3. What is your favorite type of movie?
   1. Comedy (Add 2 points)
   2. Horror (Add 1 point)
   3. Musical (Add 3 points)
   4. Romance (Add 4 points)
   5. Documentary (Add 5 points)

4. Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
   1. Waiter/Waitress (Add 4 points)
   2. Sports Player (Add 5 points)
   3. Teacher (Add 3 points)
   4. Policeman (Add 2 points)
   5. Bartender (Add 1 point)

5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
   1. work out (Add 5 points)
   2. Read (Add 4 points)
   3. Watch TV (Add 2 points)
   4. Listen to the radio (Add 1 points)
   5. Sleep (Add 3 points)

6. Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
   1. yellow (Add 1 point)
   2. white (Add 5 points)
   3. sky blue (Add 3 points)
   4. teal (Add 2 points)
   5. red (Add 4 points)

7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
   1. ice cream (Add 3 points)
   2. pizza (Add 2 points)
   3. sushi (Add 1 point)
   4. pasta (Add 4 points)
   5. salad (Add 5 points)

8. What is your favorite holiday?
   1. Halloween (Add 1 point)
   2. Christmas (Add 3 points)
   3. New Year's (Add 2 points)
   4. Valentine's Day (Add 4 points)
   5. Thanksgiving (Add 5 points)

9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
   1. Paris (Add 4 points)
   2. Spain (Add 5 points)
   3. Las Vegas (Add 1 point)
   4. Hawaii (Add 2 points)
   5. Hollywood (Add 3 points)

10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
    1. Someone who is smart (Add 5 points)
    2. Someone with good looks (Add 2 points)
    3. Someone who is a party animal (Add 1 point)
    4. Someone who has fun all the time (Add 3 points)
    5. Someone who is very emotional (Add 4 points)

(10-17 points) You are TAZ
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are very much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points) You are BUGS BUNNY
You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

(27-34 points) You are TWEETY
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

(35-42 points) You are PEPE LE PEW (without the smell)
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

(43-50 points) You are SPEEDY GONZALES
You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

1. What describes your perfect date?
   1. Candlelight dinner for two (Add 4 points)
   2. Amusement Park (Add 2 points)
   3. Rollerblading in the park (Add 5 points)
   4. Rock Concert (Add 1 point)
   5. See a movie (Add 3 points)

2. What is your favorite type of music?
   1. Rock and Roll (Add 2 points)
   2. Alternative (Add 1 point)
   3. Soft Rock (Add 4 points)
   4. Classical (Add 5 points)
   5. Popular (Add 3 points)

3. What is your favorite type of movie?
   1. Comedy (Add 2 points)
   2. Horror (Add 1 point)
   3. Musical (Add 3 points)
   4. Romance (Add 4 points)
   5. Documentary (Add 5 points)

4. Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
   1. Waiter/Waitress (Add 4 points)
   2. Sports Player (Add 5 points)
   3. Teacher (Add 3 points)
   4. Policeman (Add 2 points)
   5. Bartender (Add 1 point)

5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
   1. work out (Add 5 points)
   2. Read (Add 4 points)
   3. Watch TV (Add 2 points)
   4. Listen to the radio (Add 1 points)
   5. Sleep (Add 3 points)

6. Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
   1. yellow (Add 1 point)
   2. white (Add 5 points)
   3. sky blue (Add 3 points)
   4. teal (Add 2 points)
   5. red (Add 4 points)

7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
   1. ice cream (Add 3 points)
   2. pizza (Add 2 points)
   3. sushi (Add 1 point)
   4. pasta (Add 4 points)
   5. salad (Add 5 points)

8. What is your favorite holiday?
   1. Halloween (Add 1 point)
   2. Christmas (Add 3 points)
   3. New Year's (Add 2 points)
   4. Valentine's Day (Add 4 points)
   5. Thanksgiving (Add 5 points)

9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
   1. Paris (Add 4 points)
   2. Spain (Add 5 points)
   3. Las Vegas (Add 1 point)
   4. Hawaii (Add 2 points)
   5. Hollywood (Add 3 points)

10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
    1. Someone who is smart (Add 5 points)
    2. Someone with good looks (Add 2 points)
    3. Someone who is a party animal (Add 1 point)
    4. Someone who has fun all the time (Add 3 points)
    5. Someone who is very emotional (Add 4 points)

(10-17 points) You are OSCAR
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are very much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points) You are ERNIE
You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

(27-34 points) You are ELMO
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

(35-42 points) You are ZOE (without the smell)
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

(43-50 points) You are BERT
You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

ARE YOU NORMAL?

How much is: 15+6

3+56

89+2

12+53

75+26

25+52

63+32

I know! Calculations are hard work but this is the real thing! Come on a few more.
123+5

QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!

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A bit more....

Just a little further......

You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you? If this is not the case you are among 2% of the people who have a"different" if not "abnormal" mind. 98% of the folks would answer a "red hammer" while doing this exercise. If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

THE BUS STOP QUIZ

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

WHAT DID HE SAY? The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Personally, I would have run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, shagged the perfect woman against the bus stop and driven off with my old friend for a beer.

THE WEAKEST LINK TEST

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in second place. In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now first, then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're second. (For the next question try not to be so dim.)

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it ... how can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible unless you lapped the last place runner!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You would make a good weak link!!!

Anyway, here's another to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous.

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!

Maybe you will get the last question right ...

4: Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!! It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question!!!!

You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CODER OR KILLER

AN EVERYDAY ITEMS QUIZ

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some people don't know!)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!)
6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
7. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
8. How many matches are in a standard pack?
9. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?
15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?
16. Which way do fans rotate?
17. Whose face is on a dime?
18. How many sides does a stop sign have?
19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
24. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
25. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?
27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What two symbols bear no digits?
28. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

Answers:

1. Bottom
2. 50 (please tell me you got this one!)
3. Right
4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, & gold
5. Q, Z
6. 1, 0
7. Right
8. 20
9. Red
10. 88
11. Counter (north of the equator)
12. Towards bottom right
13. 12 (no #1)
14. Left
15. Top
16. Clockwise as you look at it
17. Roosevelt
18. 8
19. Left
20. 5
21. 6
22. Bashful
23. 8
24. Ace of spades
25. Left
26. ONE
27. *, #
28. 3
29. Counter

ANOTHER QUIZ

1. Question: What do you put in a toaster?
   Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Question: Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
   Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.

3. Question: If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
   Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Question: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

5. Question: Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
   Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!