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Clean Riddles
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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam".
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What has four legs is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat IT - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.